So now we have a howling gale about to hit Spain and Portugal, it is still snowing in Scotland and I am told the long range forecast says we are going to get more snow in March. Can these climate change wallas be serious? I tell you we are heading for the next ice age and unless you all get out there and fire up your 4×4s and turn up the central heating we are not going to have enough carbon to pull ourselves out of it.
I am really sick of having my life dominated by a bunch of goons prattling on about green issues and saving the planet every time I turn the TV on. Of course we know the Beeb is run by a gang of 22 year old lefties but God am I bored with it. As recorded earlier in this blog, it is all based on poor science and there is no real evidence that we are going to fry - and if we do it is all about natural cycles rather than the intervention of man. So get real and stop worrying.
Gooday me old mate from down under in kiwi land
Look about this benefit stuff well I reckon Im a good example of why benefits is a bloody good idea . I mean I could be going round like them other geezers back in Lambeth causing problems but mate see what with them benefits what they pay me I can bugger off out of everyones way . Everyones a winner.
Now the old ice …..Well me misses and me just went on a glacier . Ever seen one down in Slagheap valley mate ? Big buggers I can tell you . Well the thing is they reckon that it moves 3 meters a day which is pretty bloody quick I reckon . But heres the thing it was 2 meters before the old global warming kicked in so I quess thats a win for global warming cause the faster it goed the more tourists come here .
Must go . The misses wants dinner .